Lucky Tortoise with Fiona

Mams tell you white bread is the worst thing you can put in your body – it’s like asbestos or arsenic.


Arisu with Adam

The Tans ruined everything about Ireland, right down to the food.

Brother Hubbard with Aoife

You have to own being basic. I love walking into Starbucks and being like “Yeah I’ll have a grande soy caramel latte extra shot thanks!”

Lolly & Cooks with Sinéad

I feel like my life is a little bit better after a breakfast. It’s really exciting, because it’s endless. It’s limitless. It can be anything.

Meltdown with Emma

Culture, religion and food come hand in hand, and people are losing their culture because they’re not allowed to cook.

Da Mimmo with Eoin

For some reason everyone I know is a good cook, so I’d like to be good at it too.

Chez Max with Ed

I’d rather people eat less meat than wipe out half of the earth’s population.

Shouk with Beth

One guy was like “I basically became vegetarian for you!” and I was like “Bitch I didn’t ask you! Eat a fucking burger!”

Le Petit Parisien with Dee

I’m never gonna go out and buy “unicorn” flavoured shit, but if I could sit there and watch someone plate up beautiful food for hours, I would.

Kopitiam with Ilaina

I love Ireland, I really do, but sometimes you still feel like you don’t belong.