Mams tell you white bread is the worst thing you can put in your body – it’s like asbestos or arsenic.
The Tans ruined everything about Ireland, right down to the food.
You have to own being basic. I love walking into Starbucks and being like “Yeah I’ll have a grande soy caramel latte extra shot thanks!”
I feel like my life is a little bit better after a breakfast. It’s really exciting, because it’s endless. It’s limitless. It can be anything.
Culture, religion and food come hand in hand, and people are losing their culture because they’re not allowed to cook.
For some reason everyone I know is a good cook, so I’d like to be good at it too.
I’d rather people eat less meat than wipe out half of the earth’s population.
One guy was like “I basically became vegetarian for you!” and I was like “Bitch I didn’t ask you! Eat a fucking burger!”
I’m never gonna go out and buy “unicorn” flavoured shit, but if I could sit there and watch someone plate up beautiful food for hours, I would.
I love Ireland, I really do, but sometimes you still feel like you don’t belong.