For some reason everyone I know is a good cook, so I’d like to be good at it too.
I’d rather people eat less meat than wipe out half of the earth’s population.
One guy was like “I basically became vegetarian for you!” and I was like “Bitch I didn’t ask you! Eat a fucking burger!”
I’m never gonna go out and buy “unicorn” flavoured shit, but if I could sit there and watch someone plate up beautiful food for hours, I would.
I love Ireland, I really do, but sometimes you still feel like you don’t belong.
People treat bartenders and hosts like gods, but you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for the chefs.
The only pigs I eat are capitalists.
If I could eat a different meal every day for the rest of my fucking life, I absolutely would.
One lad stabbed another lad with a fork in the chest over a dessert. I can’t imagine he looked at a dessert the same way again.
People think you can’t be fat and happy, but I think it might be the only way you can be.